Like the popular real-time traffic and road alert app Waze, Gayze alerts its users to pertinent information in their surroundings. Is the neighborhood safe to share a kiss with your date? Should you make sure your hair looks perfect for that red light camera photo op? Anything a gay denizen would like to know about his or her city, Gayze has an answer!
Check out the hilarious parody app in its “promo” video!
It’s the kind of hookup app we’ve all been waiting for! Except Gayze isn’t actually a real thing yet.
Unfortunately, for now Gayze is only wishful thinking, but it’s the kind of navigational app that could help even the most misguided and desperate of us find a Mr. Right — or Mr. Right Now.
Watch the technological wonder of Gayze below.
Grindr is so yesterday.
Looking for the nearest pride parade, glory hole, or gluten-free bakery? Duh, just download Gayze, a new navigation and dating app “that’s always on top of gay men.”
Tom Hartley’s queeny spoof of Waze, a community-based traffic and navigation app, Gayze, which sounds like Siri at a Chelsea brunch, also outs perfect strangers with its gaydar feature and gives “skin alerts” on nearby shirtlessness. Sure, it’s a big joke now, but it’ll probably be on your iPhone in two years, honey.
Gaze upon the fake ad that is Gayze.
Êtes-vous prêt pour la nouvelle app gay qui est toujours au top de la culture gay ?
« Gayze, » est présenté comme une application qui donne à ses utilisateurs toutes les connaissances sur la culture gay.
Non seulement elle vous fait savoir si oui ou non quelqu’un est gay, il personnalise aussi ce qui est plus important pour vous en fonction de vos suggestions : emplacement des gay pride, des glory holes… les plus proche.
Bien entendu il s’agit d’une parodie encore une fois hilarante sur les applications de rencontre gays :